YOUR OWN CRUISE MISSLE

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How often have you said to yourself “If I only had my own cruise missle, the world would take me more seriously”? That annoying dog that barks in the middle of the night, that neighbouring country that really pisses you off. You’d make them pay.

Well Bruce Simpson is the man you want to meet. Bruce is a little teed off that the New Zealand government would let him build one there so he’s offering his services.

As Bruce himself puts it:
Whether you’re a very small nation looking to extend its military capabilities while perhaps creating a highly profitable export industry, or an entrepreneur seeking to enter the massive market low-cost UAVs, RPVs and other pilotless vehicles, or whether you just want a single missile to mount on your SUV as a roof ornament — I’m your man.

Act now, a man of his singular talents won’t last long in today’s hot WMD job market.

2 thoughts on “YOUR OWN CRUISE MISSLE

  1. From His website:

    “Note however, that I will not knowingly work for anyone involved in the planning or committing of terrorist acts.”

    So who else might be in need of a homemade cruise missile if not terrorist? Is there a Boy Scout merit badge for cruise missile constrution?

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