I sometimes wonder if reporters have trouble keeping a straight face when they write up the “news”.
Today’s case in point comes from the Maryville TN Daily Times where our ink stained wretch Lance Coleman is working the police beat. A man has been charged with burglary, theft of property less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. Pretty tame stuff eh? Not when Lance reports the facts. And I quote:
“Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.”