Arizona Senator John McCain has been touted as a possible replacement for Dick Cheney as VP running mate for King George II.
Senator McCain, a decorated veteran, decided to give a straight answer when asked about this.
“As far as me and the vice presidency is concerned … I spent a number of years in a North Vietnamese prison camp in the dark and (was) fed scraps, and I don’t know why I would want to do that all over again,”
What amazes me is that a politician can actually give an unequivocal answer from time to time.
Daily Archives: Fri,July/23/2004
TRAINING THE DOG
Ban on dog biscuits shaped like posties
TORONTO (Reuters) – Dogs chomping on mail carrier-shaped treats is no laughing matter for Canada Post.
The unamused Canadian postal service — whose carriers endure more than their share of real dog bites — convinced Pet Valu stores to stop carrying Bark Bars, dog biscuits that come shaped like cats and letter carriers.
“This is not in any way, shape, or form funny for us, and to make light of that … I don’t see that as funny at all, not even in the least,” said John Caines, Canada Post’s national media relations manager.
The pet store chain, which has 292 outlets in Canada, agreed to withdraw the treats after it received a letter from Canada Post saying that employees were concerned about the risks mail carriers face from dogs and unhappy with having dog biscuits shaped in their likeness.
Earlier this summer, a letter carrier from Chatham in southwestern Ontario broke both her wrists and had part of her ear ripped off when she was attacked by two pitbull-like dogs.
Caines said that in the first six months of 2004 there were 160 dog attacks on mail carriers across Canada.
ANOTHER DARWIN AWARD CANDIDATE
EL PASO COUNTY – Sheriff’s deputies have recovered a body from the rubble of a home that exploded near Black Forest Wednesday afternoon.
The house went up in flames. Thursday, searchers found the body of an adult male in the rubble.
The sheriff’s office isn’t identifying him yet, but the owner of the home hasn’t been seen since the explosion. Neighbors say he was known to experiment with rockets and fireworks.