Steven Seagal, he of the fruity ponytail and monosyllabic over the top, b-list movie fame, is a singer. Who knew? Who Cared?

It seems he’s a big thing in France – you know that country that for some reason thinks that Jerry Lewis is a God.

Read the hype and even listen to some tracks here.

Link loads awfully slowly, I wouldn’t be surprised if you gave up. While you’re waiting, you can check out Steven’s impressive body of work at IMDB.com