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CHOICES, CHOICES

tuesday is chooseday

    Would you rather:
  1. go skydiving OR bungee jumping? Definitely skydiving. If the parachute fails you’re surely dead.
  2. eat pickled goat liver OR broiled chicken feet?
    Goat liver with a nice Stella to wash it down.
  3. own 50 cats OR 5 elephants? Easy, 50 cats. We already have 2 cats but 0 elephants.
  4. hit and kill an old man with your car OR be the cause of a fire that burns down the homes of five families, but nobody dies?
    Sure, now you had to get serious. Kill the old man. My reasons are my own. Let’s just say they involve and oil well and a guitar with one string missing.

ONE GROUP I WON’T BE JOINING

The Global Anti-Golf Movement has a manifesto that calls for:

>1. An immediate moratorium on all golf course development.

>2. An open and public environmental and social review/audit of existing golf courses.

>3. Existing golf courses should be converted to public parks, and where they lie in forest areas, wetlands and islands, there should be rehabilitation and regeneration of the land to its natural state.

>4. Investigations into illegalities in the golf industry, including illegal occupation of public lands and encroachment into protected forests, diversion of water, violation and evasion of corporate regulations and corruption. We call on governments to prosecute the violators.

>5. Laws should be passed to prohibit the advertising and promotion of golf courses and golf tourism.

>6. Overseas development assistance , from countries including Japan Australia and European public founds should not be used for the promotion of golf courses and golf tourism or the construction of infrastructure related to such development.

I’ll stop supporting golf courses when they pry the club from my cold stiff hands.

TENNIS OR “THE GLADIATOR” ROAD TOUR

SERENA

Good thing Serena Williams is a hell of a good tennis player because her fashion sense sucks.

MOVIE COMBINATIONS YOU’LL NEVER SEE

Fun little thread of movie titles and descriptions.

>Ferris Beuller’s Daylight — A teenager skips school to hang with his friends, but finds himself trapped in a New York city tunnel with only Sylvester Stalone to save him…

>”Close Encounters of the Sixth Sense” — Little boy sees dead aliens.

>”Raging Bull Durham” - Robert DeNiro beats up Kevin Costner. What more could you want?

GEEK PROTEST

GEEK PROTEST
Sign seen during the protests at the RNC convention in New York City.
Classic.

MOTORCYCLE MEETS SQUIRREL MEETS COPS

Absolutely insane story of one man’s battle with a ninja squirrel.

>“Now picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a slightly squirrel torn t-shirt, and only one leather glove roaring at maybe 70mph and rapidly accelerating down a quiet residential street…on one wheel and with a demonic squirrel on his back. The man and the squirrel are both screaming bloody murder.”

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Wilson Mizner

>“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.”

W KETCHUP

You knew it had to come. Instead of supporting the Democrats by purchasing Heinz (as in Mrs. Kerry) Ketchup, you can now buy W Ketchup.

Their tagline reads:
>You don’t support Democrats.

Why should your ketchup?

QUOTE OF THE DAY

E. B. White

>“Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind.”

THE PARANOIA STARTED EARLY

So the NYC police are so uptight about protests at the RNC convention that they started arresting people on Friday night.
Pictures and first hand report.

(Via Kottke)

START SPREADING THE NEWS

PROTEST
Things are starting to heat up in New York City in preparation for the Republican National Convention which starts tomorrow.
More photos available here.
This has the potential to get really ugly, both inside the convention and outside on the streets.

LAKE WOBEGON HAS DRIED UP

Garrison Keillor takes a look at the Republican party, the party of Lincoln, and doesn’t much like what he sees.
>“The party of Lincoln and Liberty was transmogrified into the party of hairy-backed swamp developers and corporate shills, faith-based economists, fundamentalist bullies with Bibles, Christians of convenience, freelance racists, misanthropic frat boys, shrieking midgets of AM radio, tax cheats, nihilists in golf pants, brownshirts in pinstripes, sweatshop tycoons, hacks, fakirs, aggressive dorks…..”

QUOTE OF THE DAY

Napoleon Bonaparte

>“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”

A LOVING TRIBUTE

Wil Wheaton, best known as Ensign Wesley Crusher on Star Trek, shares his tribute to James Doohan (Scotty). Doohan is suffering from Alzheimer’s disease and is attending his last Star Trek Convention.
Much love is evident in his words.

SUNDAY’S PICTURE

Jace
To go with the previous post. Here’s a very bad picture of Jace our Gentle Giant. Unfortunately, he passed away before the digital camera came along. I miss him every day.

MAN’S BEST FRIEND

Yesterday in Toronto, a man walking a friend’s two pit bulls was savagely mauled by the dogs and doctors are fighting to save his arms and legs. Bystanders and police fought the two animals and it took 16 shots to finally kill them.
As expected, the papers and radiowaves are full of calls for the banning of breeds like this. I’m not so sure that’s the answer.
I’ve lived with dogs all my life except for the last few years. Our last two were put to sleep after painful illnesses and it was very hard on us. Coupled with the amount of my business and Jan’s reluctance to go through the heartbreak again, we’ve decided to stick with the cats who we love dearly. But I miss the companionship of a dog.
The dog may not be the smartest of the domesticated animals but it has a few things going for it.
The first is blind confidence in the owner. Whatever the master wants, the dog will deliver or die trying. The second is empathy. No other animal is so attuned to the feelings of those it lives with. I’ve come home from terrible days and found liquid eyes at the front door that already know that there will be no wrestling tonight and that all I want is a quiet sounding board. On the other hand, I’ve had a dog wild with excitement greet me because he knows that tonight will be filled with play and laughter.
A cat knows these things as well but their natural aloofness demands that they respond with quiet indifference. I know that’s a generalization but it’s certainly my experience and I don’t hold it against them.
So when I see news reports of dog attacks, the first thing that goes through my mind is “what about the owner?”. Certainly the breeding of a dog will make a some determination of their attitude. What I will not accept is the notion that any dog is “born bad” just as I would not accept that in a person.
We’ve all seen people, usually males, strutting down the street with a pit bull or some other “agressive” breed. The dog is outfitted with a spiked collar and is straining against a leather leash that would look more at home hanging off a barber’s chair in the 1930s just waiting for the straight razor in need of stroping. Who picked out that collar? Not the dog. If the Hummer is the compensation for a rich man’s penile shortcomings then the Pit Bull or the Rotweiler is the poor man’s alternative.
I know I’m tarring everyone who owns these dogs with a very wide brush and I apolgize to those loving owners who have superbly trained gentle giants. Unfortunately, they are in the minority.
Our last dog, Misha, was a husky-Heinz 57 cross who we got from the pound. For his entire life he was a handful and we had numerous occasions to wonder what had happened to him before we picked out what we thought would be a wonderful companion for our gentle giant, Jace, a 110 pound Collie Lab cross who was the biggest mush ever to walk the Earth. I was constantly on guard for Misha’s agressive tendencies when walking while Jace was happy to carry the leash in his mouth and walk quietly beside us. Of course he had to trot to keep up because Misha, less than half Jace’s size, was attempting to pull me bodily towards the nearest trouble. They both loved us and we loved them. We knew we were responsible for them and we took that obligation seriously.
That is the one thing that seems to be missing in these stories of vicious unprovoked attacks. Are these dogs truly evil or are they living the life demanded of them?
Don’t ban the breed, concentrate who is breeding and buying them. Are they competent? Are THEY agressive and explosive? Shut down the puppy mills and the dog fights. We made them the way they are. They shouldn’t suffer for our stupidity.

A MORNING IN AUGUST

A little photo essay on how I spent my morning.
morning1A round of golf with the sun just coming up.
morning2A stop at the snack bar to say good morning to Barb. She works at the golf course and also for the same company I do.
morning3Quick trip to Second Cup for my favorite coffee. A jumbo mocha mandarino that has 3 shots of espresso to get me going.

morning4Off to the Brampton Farmers Market where I ran into Rose who when not making beautiful concrete art works at Jake’s.
morning5Time to bottle Jan’s wine.
morning6While bottling the wine, I get a call that they’re having network troubles so it’s off to work.
morning7Hmmm…the lights are on and they’re blinking - time to call in the people who actually know what they’re doing.
morning8Luckily, Andrew is already here.
morning9There’s the culprit! A Nortel VPN box that has decided to kill itself. Andrew makes some calls, switches a few things and everything is OK! Time to go home.

All this happened between 6:00AM and 12:15PM. A busy morning!

(larger views of the pictures available here)

HOW DO YOU KNOW IT’S FRIDAY?

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Picture taken out the office window about 1/2 hour ago. Never fails this year. Weekend’s coming - bring on the crummy .

BTW, this is the first official blog shot of my new(ish) Jeep.

KINDLY PERFORM A SEX ACT ON YOURSELF

Ok, so you run a web site in Sweden and you make use of the name of a famous animated movie (and a sequel) who’s rights are owned by Dreamworks. Dreamworks proceeds to unleash a lawyer who sends a cease and desist email. What do you do? Roll over and remove the disputed word or do you fire off a pointed reply?

>“As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States
of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.”

>
>“It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are f***ing morons, and
that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.”

Read the entire unedited exchange.

GHOST RIDER, THE PATTERN IS FULL

Tomcat

The US Navy’s F14 fighter, known as the Tomcat, is being retired. The Tomcat became a movie star in “Top Gun” in which it acted a whole lot better than Tom Cruise.

According to Stars and Stripes the ‘Cats are on their last Pacific mission and will make one more deployment in the East before going off to the boneyard.

The F/A 18 Super Hornet is taking the Grumman built fighter’s place.

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