OOOHHH!! SCARY

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Scientists in England have put their considerable brain power together to come up with the following:

> SCARY MOVIE FORMULA
> (es+u+cs+t) squared +s+ (tl+f)/2 + (a+dr+fs)/n + sin x – 1.
> Where:
> es = escalating music
> u = the unknown
> cs = chase scenes
> t = sense of being trapped
> s = shock
> tl = true life
> f = fantasy
> a = character is alone
> dr = in the dark
> fs = film setting
> n = number of people
> sin = blood and guts
> 1 = stereotypes

Put it all together and they submit The Shining as the scariest movie ever made.
shining

Still no cure for cancer but at least they’re not sitting around doing nothing.