Just finished dinner. A nice vegetable cheese bread with roasted garlic olive oil, balsamic vinegar and spices as a dipping sauce. Seems like a perfect time to delve into the wacky world of Japanese ice cream.

Not content with vanilla, chocolate and other boring tastes, they apparently go ga-ga over such flavours as:

- Raw Horseflesh
- Whale
- Seaweed

If your stomach will take it, check out the other selections.

Halloween’s just over 2 months away. Why not send the kids out dressed as Pimps and ‘Hos?

You’ll think it’s funny, Child Welfare will think you should be locked up.

Phyllis Diller

>“If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like.”