Through The Mist Darkly

If we have an asshat of the day, why not have a hero?

Today’s hero is Perdita Felicien. She tried her best yesterday in the 100 yard hurdles at the Olympics but misfortune cost her a chance at the gold medal that the media had already awarded her. We put too much on her young shoulders and she was unable to deliver.

Win or lose Perdita, you’re still a hero. Give ‘em hell in 2008!

Lisa Whelchel, come on down! You’re asshat of the day. Not for playing Blair on that terrible sitcom, “The Facts Of Life”. No, anyone can make a youthful mistake.

You’re winning for advocating “hot saucing” as a method of discipline for young children. Yep, a couple of drops of “Kick Your Ass” hotsauce will keep the little bastards in line.

Washing your mouth out with soap was good enough for me, I think the idea of inflicting searing pain oversteps the boundaries just a tad.

Don’t know if this is real or not, but it appears to be Quentin Tarantino’s Blog.

Franklin P. Jones

>“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”