Lisa Whelchel, come on down! You’re asshat of the day. Not for playing Blair on that terrible sitcom, “The Facts Of Life”. No, anyone can make a youthful mistake.

You’re winning for advocating “hot saucing” as a method of discipline for young children. Yep, a couple of drops of “Kick Your Ass” hotsauce will keep the little bastards in line.

Washing your mouth out with soap was good enough for me, I think the idea of inflicting searing pain oversteps the boundaries just a tad.