YOU MIGHT BE AN IE USER, IF…
>1. If your email address is listed on your business cards as “firstname.lastname@example.org”, you might be an IE user.
>2. If you actually think you will get $50 for “punching the monkey.”
>3. When someone tells you to restart your computer and you turn the monitor off and back on, you just might be an IE user.
>4. If someone tells you to go to “www.whatever.com” so you go to Google and search for it, you are probably an IE user.
>5. If someone tells you you need a firewall and so you go to the store and buy Norton firewall in a box for $70, you might just possibly be an IE user.
>6. When you get a popup ad showing a Windows-like warning and you think it is a Windows warning box, you might be an IE user.
>7. If you web browser has 8 search bars and you don’t even know how they got there, you might be an IE user.
>8. If you get pop-up ads and you aren’t even using the Internet, you just might possibly be an IE user.
>9. If you have mysterious charges on your card because you received an email from “E-Bay” saying your account would be suspended if you didn’t update your credit card information by clicking “this link”, you must be an IE user.
>10. If, while reading this list, you are receiving the message “NT AUTHORITY/SYSTEM will shut down in 60 seconds”, you might be an IE user.
Lifted from guru John Dvorak’s blog.
Of course, all you intelligent people are using Firefox right?