The winner of the EIGHTH ANNUAL WACKY WARNING LABEL CONTEST presented by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch is the toilet brush that comes with the warning:
> “Do not use for personal hygiene”

This gem beat out such notables as the warning on a digital thermometer “Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.”
I for one am glad that manufacturers address the need to protect ourselves from ourselves. Hats off to you Captains of Industry.