Found this over at FARK .

>Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a
>light bulb?

>A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it’s conditions are
>improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are
>delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
>honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do
>you hate freedom?