What’s not to like about a religion that worships a Flying Spaghetti Monster? What’s better are their reasons why YOU should join:
- Flimsy moral standards.
- Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
- Our heaven is WAY better. We’ve got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
Sign me up