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A KINDER, GENTLER SHINING

Stanley Kubrick’s “The Shining”, released in 1980 and based on a Stephen King book is one of the greatest suspense movies of all times. Who can forget Jack Nicholson’s demonic “HERE’S JOHNNY!!!”
 
Perhaps this isn’t the time for such bleak visions so how could it be changed?  Hmmmm…… rearrange the chronology and put in a little happy voiceover.  Voila!  Presenting the feel-good movie trailer of the year. (direct link to a QuickTime Movie)
 

GOT THEM OLD PACKIN’ BLUES AGAIN

Two days to go before I board the big  white bird to jet off to the land of chocolate, clocks and smoothly running trains. Aaahhh Switzerland.  Where the streets roll up at night and the windowless meeting room looks like a meeting room anywhere.
 
Another 12 days in a small hotel room with horribly expensive internet connections and overpriced breakfasts.  This time, I might be able to get out of the Zurich area and actually see some mountains close up.  Or maybe not, I might have to do some system work next weekend which would pretty well screw up any local plans. 
 
The packing process has begun in earnest.  Jan and I have a saying when we’re getting ready for a trip “If you forget it, you’re buying it”.  You’d think by now that I would be a pro at this thing but I always have the nagging suspicion that some vital item is going to hide only to call out to me as  I board the aircraft.  Hell, this time I’ve even made a list!!
 
Air is joining the global move by airlines to limit the weight of checked luggage.  This adds another challenge as I prefer not to wear the same clothes multiple times.  So somehow I have to come up with pairings for 7 days of meetings, 3 days and evenings of casual wear and all the essentials of the grooming and electronic variety and come in under 50 pounds.  The shoes and toiletries weigh the better part of 10 pounds.  Suits are bulky and I have no idea what the will bring over 2 weeks so a heavier jacket is called for.
 
I read somewhere (and I’m too lazy to find the link) that a good idea for long trips is to bring the old socks and shorts that you’ve been meaning to toss out but haven’t got around to yet.  You wear them and then throw them out, I’m sure the cleaning staff will love that.  At the end of your trip you’re left with enough room to pack the souvenirs and business paperwork that you’ll be bringing back.  This time I think I’ll give it a try.
 
Time to get back to the list.
 
 

QUOTE OF THE DAY

 

Sean O’Casey

“All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.”

 

I WILL START OFF WITH THE HOT SPICED ROCKS FOLLOWED BY A SIDE OF OLIVER

Very funny take on those annoying “specials of the day” spiels you get in restaurants that are trying to convince you how adventurous their chef is.

FLIPPER THE KILLER DOLPHIN

[thumb:342] Seems that hurricane Katrina might have released 36 dolphins trained by the military to fire “toxic” darts at enemy frogmen. The story is available here.

No idea of this is real or bunk but it sures sounds like the plot of a bad science fiction movie.

(From Dvorak Uncensored)

An aside is a small note that doesn’t qualify as a true posting

CREATING ITS OWN CLOUD

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When aircraft come close to reaching the speed of sound, they sometimes produce a “Prandtl-Glauert Condensation ”. Here we have a B2 Spirit stealth bomber accompanied by 2 F-15E Strike Eagle fighters.

The technical explanation of why these clouds appear is available here.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

 

Cullen Hightower

“Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.”

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE MAYOR OF BRAMPTON

Dear Mayor Fennell
 
Madame Mayor, I would like to commend you on your administration’s steps to force the residents of Brampton to cut down on their use of fossil fuels by ensuring that the act of driving anywhere in the city is so onerous and frustrating that we consider putting our automobiles on blocks and pulling the dusty ten-speed out of the basement.
 
Last evening (Friday September 23rd), I had occasion to drive from the outskirts of Georgetown to the Rutherford Steeles area.  The trip was uneventful until I reached the Shopper’s World plaza at the corner of Steeles and Hurontario.  The construction here, which has been going on since the invention of the horseless carriage, is a monument to mismanagement and a total lack of regard for the need of your constituents to from point A to point B without having to pack emergency rations.  Why the entire intersection and a 2 block surrounding area is completely torn up at the same time is beyond my understanding but I’m sure your administration has a good reason.  Perhaps it is to help businesses that rely on a constant stream of broken suspensions and warped wheel rims keep their heads above water, the children in the latest fashions and their winter homes in Florida fully stocked.
 
As fascinating as the Steeles/Hurontario project is, it is just one of a growing number of exciting initiatives you have undertaken.  The Queen Street/Dixie Road fun ride is another stellar example.  Constantly changing lane markings, days of inactivity followed by furious work timed to coincide with peak traffic flow and poorly timed traffic signals have given me hours of enjoyment.  Having attempted to go North on Dixie at 5pm, I can fully understand the plight of those who were forced to endure multi-hour journeys as they fled the coast of Texas in advance of hurricane Rita.
 
I could go on and on but I need to check my Jeep for today’s damage.  Keep up the good work!
 
A loyal taxpayer,
EyeNo
 
p.s.  How’s the new Arts Center coming?  Nobody will ever use it but it sure looks lovely.
 
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QUOTE OF THE DAY

 

Kurt Vonnegut

“Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.”

 

ANOTHER MIRACULOUS LANDING

story.nose.gear.kcal.jpg Breaking news from CNN.  A Jet Blue Airbus A320 made an incredible landing with its nose wheel turned sideways.  The crew noticed that they could not retract the nose gear and a visual check showed their predicament.  After circiling and dumping fuel for two hours, the aircraft was gently eased on to the runway and came to a successful stop at Los Angeles International airport.
 
Further proof that professional pilots are a breed apart.
 
UPDATE: It appears that this is not the first time that this has happened to an A320.  National Transportation Safety Board report.
 
 

RITA’S PISSED

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With nearly 3 days to go before landfall, hurricane Rita is already a Catergory 5 storm with a barometric pressure at the eye that ranks it as the 3rd strongest in recorded history.
 
Sustained winds are clocked at over 165mph with gusts to 185.  Rita will continue to build up steam as it passes over the warm Gulf of Mexico.  Forecasters stress that it is too soon to accurately predict where she will come ashore but the Governor of Texas has ordered a mandatory evacuation for almost the entire coastline.
 
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QUOTE OF THE DAY

 

Sam Levenson

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

 

PRODUCTIVITY LEVEL LOW



PRODUCTIVITY LEVEL LOW
(Click to go to my Flickr page for a larger view)

I feel like I’m working hard but I don’t seem to be accomplishing much.

AAAARRRRR!!

Where does t’ time go? Here it be Talk Like A Pirate Day already. Ayyy Matey, time t’ slip t’ mainsail and set forth t’ rape and pillage. If any o’ ye scurvy dogs needs a little help, set sail for the official site.
 
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QUOTE OF THE DAY

 

Voltaire

“It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.”

 
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SEASONS ROLL ALONG

This morning we teed off at 6:45, 15 minutes before official sunrise.  The direction of the first drive is pure guesswork.  Two months ago, we started closer to 5:30.  The last weekend of summer is almost over.
 
I love early morning golf.  The first footsteps on a dew washed fairway as the sun rises are signs that all is right with the world.  Our laughter intermingles with the morning songs of the birds.  Sometimes, a solitary coyote cuts across our line as he looks for a quiet spot to sleep the day away.  As we make the turn and play the last few holes on the way back to the clubhouse, the sun shines through the trees making greens look like stained glass lit cathedrals.
 
Soon, we’ll be hunting for errant golfballs amidst the golden leaves and, not long after that, we’ll experience the first frost delay of the fall.  The golf season is all too short and we will grab every opportunity to play even if it means we start to look like Michelin men as we ward off the morning chill. 
 
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PROBLEMS WITH COMMENTS

My West coast correspondant brought a problem with commenting to my attention.  I’ve been running a plugin that looks for spam but it appears that it might have become a little too stringent.  If you tried to post a comment and were unable, please accept my apologies and try again.
 
The downside is that I’ll now have to moderate all comments and delete the spam manually before it shows up.
 
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A PRAYER FOR NEW ORLEANS

The news coverage from the US gulf coast just overwhelms the senses.  The disaster caused by nature and exacerbated by the incompetence of all levels of government is staggering.
 
I was lucky enough to to New Orleans last year on business and I found it to be one of the most interesting places I’ve ever visited.  The juxtaposition of the excesses of the French Quarter and the gentility of  the outlying parishes was striking.  New Orleans, like any large city has its urban problems and Katrina laid these open for all the world to see.  The “haves” got the hell out and the “have nots” were left to fend for themselves with devastating and tragic consequences.  How these people will ever rebuild their lives, only time will tell.  It’s safe to say that the process will take years.
 
Word comes that the tourist district will probably be open for business within 60 days.  Good for them, the economy must start rolling even if it’s fueled by drunken frat boys trying to entice women to show their assets for cheap beads.  But what of the residential areas with their stately old homes and quiet tree lined streets?  Sadly, most of these will be leveled and cookie cutter boxes erected in their place.  A lot of history will be consigned to the dumpsters and the world will be a little less picturesque.  Lake Ponchitrain will be a cesspool for years and the environmental impact will be enormous.
 
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TRAVEL ALERT

Just got the itinerary for my next business trip.
 
Saturday October 1st until Thursday October 13 - Zurich, Embrach, Kloten and Schindellegi Switzerland.  Flying direct on Air to Zurich on the 1st and returning via Frankfurt on the 13th.
 
Now you know.
 
 

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