OH THOSE WACKY PILOTS

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Over at Militant Platypus (great name!) a collection of air traffic control conversations.  True?  Perhaps.  Funny? Absolutely!  My favorite:
 
 A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: “American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.”
 
 

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