Over at Fark there’s an interesting thread if you’re looking for a last minute holiday recipe. Some are legitimate and others are, well, not. By far, my favorite was submitted by a submitter named “Danger Mouse”.
2 dysfunctional parents
3 screaming children
5 bottles of wine
1 bottle Jim Beam
4 percocets
add a dash of in-laws
slowly mix with sexy neighbor with roid rage husband.
Serve in a small apartment.