LOOKING FOR A HOLIDAY RECIPE?

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Over at Fark there’s an interesting thread if you’re looking for a last minute holiday recipe. Some are legitimate and others are, well, not. By far, my favorite was submitted by a submitter named “Danger Mouse”.

2 dysfunctional parents

3 screaming children

5 bottles of wine

1 bottle Jim Beam

4 percocets

add a dash of in-laws

slowly mix with sexy neighbor with roid rage husband.
Serve in a small apartment.