My Home Away From Home

10 AM CET in Kloten Switzerland. Just checked in at the Allegra Hotel. They didn’t have my reservation on file but, in typical Swiss fashion, it only took 5 minutes to find me a room.

The flight over is best described in one word HELL. A direct flight to Zurich is usually a smooth journey but this one was also continuing on to Delhi India. The entire aircraft (Boeing 767 300ER) was packed, mainly with screaming kids. The guy in the seat next to me promptly went to sleep (luck guy!) so I was stuck at the window for the entire flight. My back teeth were swimming by the time I got off.

Not much happening today. I’ll probably grab a few hours sleep and then wait for the call from my US counterpart who is arriving this afternoon. Perhaps we’ll go down to Zurich for dinner.

Weather is cold but bright. Seems that Europe is experiencing a cold snap.

Back Home

Arrived back in town late last night from the quick visit to Danville Kentucky. We drove up to Cincinnati and took a little Comair RJ into Toronto. Another glorious night of flying fun.

The meeting broke up early so we made the 2 hour drive up I75 which left us nearly 4 hours before our scheduled departure. Checked in hoping to get an earlier flight – no luck. So we found a bar to grab some dinner and drinks and kill a little time. This was after getting through security where they confiscated my lighter and a corkscrew that I forgot was hiding at the bottom of my toiletry bag. Oh well.

Flight left on time. Gusty winds in Toronto meant we had to circle for a 1/2 hour as they changed the active runway. We finally landed at about 11:00. No problems in Customs (very quick for a change) and I was home by 11:30.

Danville Kentucky is just south of Lexington and is supposedly in the heart of the blue grass area. Of course, everything is brown and, yes, I know that bluegrass really isn’t blue. We stayed in an inn that was built in 1845 in the town of Harropsburg. Quaint doesn’t begin to describe this place. Everything in the inn was slanted, creaky and very ornate. Not exactly the type of place I would pick for business travel but it was recommended by the company we were visiting and the price was right. I’ll post a picture of the place when I get a chance.

One day of work before I get ready to head for Switzerland again so I’d better get back at it.

Customer Disservice

Just a little rant about something that is becoming more and more common and, consequently, more annoying.

This morning I dropped into a watchmaker’s shop to see if they could replace the band on my watch. No big deal, that’s what they do. The problem starts with the watch itself. It’s a Timex Ironman watch I won a few years ago. This thing is a geek’s delight. You connect a USB cable and it syncs with your tasks, contacts and calendar. Of course, I can’t be bothered doing that because I already carry the laptop everywhere and I have a Blackberry that handles any other need. The reason I like the watch is that it makes it very easy to switch timezones when I’m travelling overseas. That and the large, easy to read digital face that is a great help to a fellow with crappy vision.

Anyhow, with the trip to Switzerland coming up, I needed the band and battery replaced. I walked into the store and the counter clerk took one look at it and said, “No we don’t have a band for it”. Fair enough. No offer to order one. No suggestion of where I might be able to find one. Just “No”.

I’ve used this same store for years and they’ve always been a family owned and operated business that prided itself on customer service. Something has changed. The gentleman who served me was not a member of the family and, somehow, the owners have failed to impart the qualities that made them successful to the new employees. They’ve lost a customer and I’ve lost another link to times when the greeting “May I help you?” actually meant more than meaningless words used to start the sales process.

In the good old days, this same store would have checked to see if they had the same watch in stock, removed the band to replace mine and made a note to order a replacement from the manufacturer. This would have been done without fanfare or extra cost. They knew that every sale was important and that a satisfied customer would come back and, more importantly, tell others of the excellent service. A little extra work on their part would reap future benefits. Now, unfortunately, the goal is to make the quick sale and avoid wasting any time. It’s worthwhile to note that there were only 2 customers in the store and I could see 3 employees.

Companies large and small are abandoning the one quality that will, at little actual cost, set them ahead of their competitors. Service. Our local Home Depot is experimenting with automated checkouts. You scan your own purchases, pay by debit or credit card and bag them – all without any interaction with a human. What’s next? Robotic shelf stocking? Success appears to be measured by the lack contact.

When did the customer become an object to be avoided?

Michael Moore chimes in on next Monday’s Canadian Federal election.

Oh, Canada — you’re not really going to elect a Conservative majority on Monday, are you? That’s a joke, right? I know you have a great sense of humor, and certainly a well-developed sense of irony, but this is no longer funny. Maybe it’s a new form of Canadian irony — reverse irony! OK, now I get it. First, you have the courage to stand against the war in Iraq — and then you elect a prime minister who’s for it. You declare gay people have equal rights — and then you elect a man who says they don’t. You give your native peoples their own autonomy and their own territory — and then you vote for a man who wants to cut aid to these poorest of your citizens. Wow, that is intense! Only Canadians could pull off a hat trick of humor like that. My hat’s off to you.

Far be it from me, as an American, to suggest what you should do. You already have too many Americans telling you what to do. Well, actually, you’ve got just one American who keeps telling you to roll over and fetch and sit. I hope you don’t feel this appeal of mine is too intrusive but I just couldn’t sit by, as your friend, and say nothing. Yes, I agree, the Liberals have some ‘splainin’ to do. And yes, one party in power for more than a decade gets a little… long. But you have a parliamentary system (I’ll bet you didn’t know that — see, that’s why you need Americans telling you things!). There are ways at the polls to have your voices heard other than throwing the baby out with the bath water.

These are no ordinary times, and as you go to the polls on Monday, you do so while a man running the nation to the south of you is hoping you can lend him a hand by picking Stephen Harper because he’s a man who shares his world view. Do you want to help George Bush by turning Canada into his latest conquest? Is that how you want millions of us down here to see you from now on? The next notch in the cowboy belt? C’mon, where’s your Canadian pride? I mean, if you’re going to reduce Canada to a cheap download of Bush & Co., then at least don’t surrender so easily. Can’t you wait until he threatens to bomb Regina? Make him work for it, for Pete’s sake.

But seriously, I know you’re not going to elect a guy who should really be running for governor of Utah. Whew! I knew it! You almost had me there. Very funny. Don’t do that again. God, I love you, you crazy cold wonderful neighbors to my north. Don’t ever change.

Michael Moore

Well put Mr. Moore but I’m afraid it’s looking like it’s not a joke.

Up, Up And Away

Time to put on the travelling shoes again. Holiday season is well behind us (did you find your kid his Xbox 360 yet) so it’s time to start flying again.

Next Monday afternoon the good people of Delta, if they don’t go broke first, are flying me down to Cincinnati. Interesting fact here, Cincinnati is in Ohio but the airport is in Kentucky. Anyway, I pick up a rental car and then make the 2 1/2 hour drive down to lovely Danville Kentucky. Well I hope it’s lovely. I’d never heard of the place until we picked up a new client and they invited us down to see their distribution facility. Can’t tell you who the client is but it will be an exciting implementation. The trip is a short one and I’ll be back on Wednesday night.

Three days later and Air Canada and I have a date in Zurich. Time to head back to Embrach for more training. This is the first of three scheduled trips to Switzerland in 2006. Only a week this time. If anybody’s looking for chocolate, let me know.

Hold Nose, Vote, Wash Hands

Just got back from casting my ballot at the polling station. I’ll be flying to Cincinnati on voting day so I took advantage of the advance poll. There seemed to be a steady stream of people exercising their right which is a good sign.

With just over a week to go, it’s looking increasingly likely that by the time I get back from the US Canada will have a majority Conservative government. The Liberals are paying for a dozen years of lacklustre, if not criminal, rule. Their campaign so far hasn’t inspired any confidence in their ability to bring significant change and it really looks like they thought they could mail it in, get another shot at with a minority government.

The Conservatives, on the other hand, haven’t been shy about letting us know what’s in store for Canada but I think even they are shocked by the outlook that they will take a majority of the seats. This means they’re going to be in a position that the policies they tout will have to be put into law. Dinosaurs walked the earth the last time this party was in power and no one is sure that they’ve got enough strong cabinet candidates who can pull together. The Conservative Party is riddled with factions representing both the old big-business PC wing and the predominately Western ex-Reformers with their small “c” conservative values. To liken this to US politics, you could say that it’s one party with both “Blue State” and “Red State” members. That sounds inclusive but could also be very decisive and lead to infighting and ineffectual government.

So, we can expect the hated GST (Goods and Services Tax) to drop from 7 to 6% and the 2 billion dollar boondoggle known as the Gun Registry to die. Previously announced tax cuts will be shelved and more downloading from the Federal to Provincial responsibility will mean more out of our pockets.

I voted Liberal but it wasn’t easy. It’s just that the other choices were less palatable.