Yes, the Grinch Desk in now open for business. The centre of all things that make Christmas horrid has been closed since December 26, 2005 but ominous signs are already appearing that this year will be worse than ever.
First example (not counting the Sam’s Club Jet) is this abomination. Billy Idol’s “Happy Holidays” CD. Why oh why should we be submitted to this marginally talented, pouting, perfectly coiffed throwback from the last century?
Of course, he has a website to shill this piece of surrealism and you can actually find websites where you can listen to his crap but I’m not going to subject my gentle readers to torture like this.
Remember “White Wedding”? I think it’s high time we sing along to a Black Funeral.