This is the best.

An American Airlines flight bound for Dallas-Fort Worth was forced to divert to Nashville Tenn. when passengers reported the smell of burning matches.

After a search, safety matches were found in a passenger’s seat.

Ok, not really funny yet but it gets better.  Was she trying to smoke?  No.  Was she trying to light her shoes like Richard Wright?  Nope.  Here it comes — Nashville Airport Authority spokeswoman Lynne Lowrance said, “It turns out she was trying to conceal body odor”.

As the kids all say WTF?????