This is the best.
An American Airlines flight bound for Dallas-Fort Worth was forced to divert to Nashville Tenn. when passengers reported the smell of burning matches.
After a search, safety matches were found in a passenger’s seat.
Ok, not really funny yet but it gets better. Was she trying to smoke? No. Was she trying to light her shoes like Richard Wright? Nope. Here it comes — Nashville Airport Authority spokeswoman Lynne Lowrance said, “It turns out she was trying to conceal body odor”.
As the kids all say WTF?????