Creepy Crawly Terrorists


 On the heels of the discovery of scorpions on 2 flights, Nico Melendez of the [[US Department of Homeland Security]] felt compelled to release the following statement:

“We have no reason to believe there is any connection to any kind of terrorist activity”

Thanks Mr. Melendez.  I’m sure the whole world was worried that this was a new escalation in the fight against the American way of life.  Your assurance is all we needed to sleep better at night.

Does US paranoia really run that deep that a government official has to stand up and actually say things like this?