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World Net Daily is surely one of the most incredibly paranoid spots on the net.  It’s no wonder that Fark calls it “World Nut Daily”.

Case in point.

Headline: 2012 forecast: Food riots, ghost malls, mob rule, terror

A “trends forecaster” named Gerald Celente of TrendsResearch.com gazes into his crystal ball and comes up with:

Here we are in 2012. Food riots, tax protests, farmer rebellions, student revolts, squatter diggins, homeless uprisings, tent cities, ghost malls, general strikes, bossnappings, kidnappings, industrial saboteurs, gang warfare, mob rule, terror

WND, ever ready to make a buck from the loonies that eat this shit up, has a helpful link to their store where you can purchase such necessities as:

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Armed Response: A Comprehensive Guide to Using Firearms for Self-Defense

“David Kenik presents a comprehensive guide for using firearms as defence before, and after a life threatening assault.  He explains responsible use of lethal force, as well as assessing possible threats of survival and their potential impact.”

Sounds like a valuable reference guide when those revolting students or those “dugin” squatters start pounding on your door to eat your food and rape your daughters.  Act now!  On special for only $14.95 or put it on your wish list.

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Perhaps you want to give the scum a fighting chance instead of just opening fire with your assault rifle.  Just grab the three iron and tee off with the official “WorldNetDaily Tournament Plus Golf Balls.  Keep your head down and your feet planted and that dammed hippie from the nearby tent city will go down right quick when he gets a screamer right between the eyes.

 

Start shopping as these beauties are only available in limited quantities and are marked down from $12.95 to only $8.95. 

 

image While waiting for the mob to show up, why not sit around the fire (you have already made sure you’ve got a good supply of food, fuel and water, right?) and take turns reading “Minutemen: The Battle to Secure America’s Borders”.  Jim Gilchrist, founder of the all-volunteer Minutemen Project, teams up with Jerome Corsi to give a first hand account of how the nation’s Southern border has disintegrated into a Wild West of human trafficking, drug smuggling and violent gangs. 

Priced to move at only $4.95 (down from $25.95)

You can spend hours on this site.  Just make sure you perform a sanity check at least once per hour.